Celebrate Father’s Day with dad jokes from the News 3 newsroom!

Celebrate Father's Day with dad jokes from the News 3 newsroom!

This Sunday, June 18, is Father’s Day, a day to honor dads, father figures and grandfathers.

To celebrate the holiday, News 3 team members shared their best dad jokes! You can watch them tell their jokes in the video player above, or read them below:

What do you call a fish with a bow tie? So-fish-ticated

When do astronauts eat? At launch

What did one tomato say to the other tomato during a race? Catch up

Whenever we drive past a cemetery or a graveyard, my dad always goes, business is dead

What did the sink say to the toilet? You look flushed

What is a baseball player’s least favorite movie? The Umpire Strikes Back

Okay, so when does a joke become a dad joke? When it’s apparent

What did the horse say after it had fallen? Help. I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy up

A cheese factory exploded in France. There’s debris everywhere

Alright, so what did the buffalo say when his son left for college? Bye, son

Okay, here’s a good dad joke for all the mind readers out there.

What do you call 50 pigs and 50 deer? 100,000 bucks

So why do dads take extra socks to the golf course? In case you get a hole in one

What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know. But their flag’s a huge plus

My wife asked me what mansplaining is… Now what am I supposed to do?

Where does a ball player go get a new uniform? New Jersey

And our king of dad jokes, anchor Kurt Williams, had plenty of jokes to go around:

So why did the police get called for the elephants that were in the pool behaving inappropriately? They kept dropping their trunks

What do you call a fake noodle? An im-pasta

Hear about the broom that didn’t set his alarm clock? Yeah. He overswept

Where can you find everything you wanted to know about DJs? Wika-pedia

Did you hear about the DJ that was working part-time in the produce department? He got fired. He kept dropping the beets

You hear about the farmer arrested for selling rotten fruit? He’s going to be judged by a jury of his pears

I’m thinking about starting a new job, a dating site for chickens. Not a full-time job. Just something part-time to help make hens meet

And a little Father’s Day history for you: The day to honor dads was initiated by a Spokane woman in the early 1900s. She and her five siblings were raised by her widowed father who was also a veteran of the Civil War. Her proposal was made official in 1924 when President Coolidge urged states to recognize the day.

From all of us here at News 3 Happy Father’s Day!

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